When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.
Dear God, I just want to say thank you for everything you have done for me.
Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
if she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her
How to break up with someone:
Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
Hahaha. Seems pretty legit.